Now go outside

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Explore the rotary phone menu options

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Shatter all vases in the shop

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Win a round of pillow fight

Serve a bloody mary

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities

Find and utilize a bidet

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Scratch two compact disc records